- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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