Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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