You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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1+1= 69

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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