- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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