A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Anti Joke

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