- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

You know whats annoying? Steve

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

like if your cool

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

womens rights

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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