What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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