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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

An Asian with a big dick.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

One, two, three, four and five

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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