- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

God is real.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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