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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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