What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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