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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

You know what's funny? Rape

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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