- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Knock Knock.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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