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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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