- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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