Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Fat? Jesse Z

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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