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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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