- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

. . I am a whale

God is real.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

antonio has a penis head.lol

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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