What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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