- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Shltskc gw? G

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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