- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Refridgerator.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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