A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Happy Monday!

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guess what what ...

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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