Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

WNBA

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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