- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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