- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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