- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

God is real.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Jesus Christ

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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