- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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