Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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