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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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