- Anti Joke

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back