What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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haha

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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womens rights

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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