What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Andoni was here

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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