So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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