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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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