Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

there once was a frog with no leggs

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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