- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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