- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Jesus Christ

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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