- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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