Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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