Why are trees green? I have no idea

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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