- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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