- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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