What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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