How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Hello

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Jesus Christ

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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