why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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