- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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