Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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