what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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