- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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