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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Knock knock Fuck off!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Poop

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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