Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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