A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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