- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

kennah campion when she talks

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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