- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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