Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What's 9+10? 19

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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