- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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