How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

An anti-joke

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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