why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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