A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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