- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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