How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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