Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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