- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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