- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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