Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Yes

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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