what is 3+3= 8

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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