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Ain't idn't a word.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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