- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

No it doesnt..

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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