- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Boner

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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