- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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