- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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