Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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