- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Apple hates Blackberry.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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