How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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womens rights

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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