- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

All of these jokes are about white people

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